I've begun lying to people about my due date.
I'm tired of hearing about how huge I am. Period.
Even if people don't SAY anything, their shocked expressions do it for them!
Yes I have a big, fat ass baby bump. SHUT. UP.
So, if people directly ask me when I'm due, I say "A few weeks" (9 can be a few, right?). If they ask me if I'm 'ready to pop' or 'due any minute' I just say yes. I'm officially a liar.