Tonight I sent Matthew upstairs to his bedroom to clean up all the lego on the floor before he could come down and eat his supper. This was the logical consequence of having lied to me when I asked, "Did you clean up the lego like I asked you to?" I heard him clinking lego into the box s.l.o.w.l.y. through the floorboards above our heads, and sniffling. Ayden and I finished our suppers. Ayden finally requested permission to run upstairs and see if Matthew was finished, and discovered Matthew asleep on the floor of his bedroom.
Want to get out of chores? Simply fall asleep in the middle of them.
Too bad he still had to clean up all the legos. You can't passive aggressive THIS momma and get away with it.
This made me half mad, half snort with laughter.
What a monsta.