Here's my pet peeve:
Malibu Barbie Mommy.
What is up with her? Who has time for three pounds of makeup when they are a mom? Doesn't she know that excessive materialism and lookism are inherently bad and that she is modelling excessive materialism and lookism? Doesn't she know that the cost of her french manicure and peg perego infant travel system (car seat + stroller) could buy a few meals at her local soup kitchen?
Doesn't she know I find her offensive?
Doesn't she know she makes me feel frumpy and angry and inadequate?
What is up with that.