Monday, February 1, 2010
The Pencil Test
The pencil test is where you measure breast perkiness. "Pass" is when you can't hold a pencil under your breast with no hands. 8-10 pencils would be the ability to hold 8-10 pencils between your breast and your ribcage, using just the weight of your breast. I think I could happily hold about 35 pencils on each side, with my sand-in-a-tube-sock boobs.
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50. Each breast. Guaranteed. :P
Can i tell you that I just tried it:)?
Hahaha! I could not ever, nor could I now, as a pregnant gal, hold even one pencil under a boob. You could put both boobs together and they wouldn't even hold a pencil.
Maybe... MAYBE if I laid on my side, I could hold some pencils between my boobs. The more the better, probably, if they were all taped together.
Anyways.
No pencils. The question I have is: what is the test purporting to measure??? :)
I think it's purporting to measure perkiness vs. sagginess, with the idea that in our society perky is thought to be better. Thus, the 73 year old with teenage (i.e. perky, no pencil holding) boobs. Whereas, generally, mature boobs (often boobs after pregnancy) are not excessively perky. That's what I got out of these two very enlightening blog posts, anyway!!!!
oh my goodness, you crack me up! 0 pencils = no boobs. which would you rather have? is it wrong to want to be pregnant and breastfeed just so i can see what life is like with a real bosom? ok so that's not the only reason but it has crossed my mind. ;-)
At one point in time the answer would have been ZERO. Not because of perkiness, but because of nothing there! :-) Now I definitely could hold a couple. Although I don't want to do the test. No desire to see how much sag or how large these things are! :-)
Frankly, I think boobs are more beautiful when they droop a little and are slightly different sizes. Perky boobs have no soul.
But then, I'm not a man or a lesbian, so what do I know?
And why are we using negative words like droop and sag, anyway? Maybe we should say stuff like burgeon or unfurl or flow.
Yeah. Breasts don't droop as we age; they unfurl.
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