Paying more attention to him doesn't seem to be working. Getting to bed earlier doesn't seem to be working. Yelling at him doesn't seem to be working [go figure!]. Oh my GAWD I want to sell this kid. Anyone? Anyone? Free to a Good Home: one five year old boy, no self control, touches everything, violent towards others, and pees his pants daily. Holeeee crap. How To Feel Like A Bad Parent: post the above on your blog.
Good moms are patient. Right? Every other mom out there would welcome these minor irritations in the Name of Love, right? And here I am all Free To A Good Home. Gah!