Wow! Four kids! You really know what you're doing then!
Wow! Four kids! You're a busy mom!
Ho-ly, four? Why?
Don't you know how it happens by now?
Were you just going til you got a girl?
You got your girl, then!
You look great for a mom with four kids!
So you don't work outside the home?
You must just stay home with your kids, then?
How do you do it?!
I don't know how you do it.
I can't stand the baby stage.
Just wait til they are all teenagers.
Are these all yours?!
I could never do it, I don't have the ________ (patience, stamina, ability to deal with sleep deprivation, etc)
Wow, you're crazy!
3 comments:
I like the "you got your girl, then" ones -- in Korea, there used to be a lot of families that went
girl girl girl girl girl boy
because of the male lineage thing.
I had a friend who wanted a t-shirt that said, "Not Catholic, Not Mormon, just a Protestant who likes sex." That might shut them up. :-) I've had a million awkward things said to me too! My "in my head" response to the "don't you know what causes that?" is, "OH YES and WE LOVE IT!!!" :-)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Tonya, you crack me up. I have been WAY tempted to say something like that before!!!! I need that T shirt.
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