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Ayden prefers the hot tub to the pool, even on a really hot day.  So the other day I teased him,

Me: Ayden, you're a chickenshit.  Go in the pool!

Ayden: Yeah I know.  But being a chicken is safer!

Me: You sound like Scaredy Squirrel!

Ayden: [palms up, arms outstretched] Does he ever die?